More Haunted Humour

 

 

 

Q:  Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A:  No body!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A:  Don’t spook until you are spooken to!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What happens if you see twin witches?
A:  You won’t be able to tell which witch is which!

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
A:  Home Moaners Insurance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A:  Squash!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What was the result of the vote at the monster club meeting?
A:  The EYES have it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
A:  “It was love at first fright!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What is a monster’s favorite food?
A:  Ghoul Scout Cookies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What is a sea monster’s favorite dish?
A:  Fish and ships!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A:  Hello!  Hello!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A:  Ghost-Toasties!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What did Frankenstein get when he crossed his dog with his goldfish?
A:  I don’t know, but it’s GREAT at chasing submarines!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What position did a monster play on the soccer team?
A:  The ghoulie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  What monster has the best hearing?
A:  The eeriest!

 

Q:  Why are monsters forgetful?
A:  Because everything goes in one ear and out the others!

 

 

 

Q:  What kind of monster really likes to dance?
A:  The boogieman!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
A:  Because he’ll keep it under wraps!