Haunted Humour

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Q:  What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
A:  Lemon-slime

 

 

 

Q:  Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A:  His ghoul friend!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  How does a witch tell time?
A:  With her witch watch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q:  Why does a witch ride a broom?
A:  Because a vacuum is too heavy!

 

 

 

Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it had no guts!

 

 

 

Q:  Why did the vampire call the doctor?
A:  Because of his coffin!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Why won’t a witch wear a flat hat?
A: Because there’s no point in it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What has six legs and flies?
A:  A witch giving her cat a ride!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A:  They are so wrapped up in themselves!

Q: Why don’t skeletons like to dance?
A:  They don’t have any body to dance with.

Q: What kind of streets do zombies like best?
A:  Dead ends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!

 

 

 

 

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Why did the witches’  team lose their baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Why do witches not like to fly on their brooms when they are angry?
A: They are afraid of flying off the handle!

 

 

 

 

Q: What kind of monster is it safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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